2.50 Female 'circumcision' eradication and prevention

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This globally popular educational and research website (stolen from www.12-12-12.org) lists every national and international problem in the world in a rather unusual and entertaining way, so remember to bookmark www.harryrings.org in your favourites folder! For the record: Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings has decided to take over the World because it is in a mess. He has decreed that by December 12^th 2012 there will be global peace and no more poverty. Stop doing what you were going to do today and read on.................

Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings as Director of the Human Race and Manager Planet Earth commands and Andronicos "The Cynic" responds as follows.........

I forbid this vile practice and direct it be eradicated immediately.

I honour the Somalian Waris Dirie, a beautiful woman, professional fashion model and caring human being who was brave enough to bring to light this vile practice that was forced upon her. Read her touching story. The shocking truth of what it is like to be one of the 90% of little girls born in certain African tribes.

For "men" who repeat the practice, I direct chemical castration or mandatory sterilisation so as to ensure they bring no more little girls into the World.

No War Bond investment will be made in tribes that allow or turn a blind eye to this enforced mutilation of female children. I direct the relevant civil and medical authorities place the following edict in a prominent position in any village known to have practised FGM. It is available for printing in most relevant tribal languages by getting on the www.12-12-12.org/2.50 website.

ATTENTION: SEX

Dear Village Elders

There have been reports that the practice of FGM is taking place in your village. I will be arranging for free sex education classes to ALL the male relatives of any girl that has been mutilated or is planned to be mutilated in this way.

The teachers will be selected from neighbouring villages and will provide lessons in public to these male relatives on various techniques on how to satisfy a woman physically in bed.

This will avoid your family ever having to continue with the illegal practice that also carries a prison sentence and in certain cases chemical castration or mandatory sterilisation.

Please provide a list of the names and addresses to the police or Red Cross of those who need to learn how to make love properly.

I will soon be giving you some wonderful news based on the contents of this leaflet.

Best Wishes

Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings
Manager Planet Earth and Director of The Human Race

If our great leader is going to be the teacher, I want to sit in the front row, and take notes and laugh hysterically.

Andronicos "The Cynic"

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WARIS DIRIE
http://www.tve.org/sisters/breaking.html

Born into a nomadic Somali family, supermodel Waris Dirie survived the traditional form of female genital mutilation that kills hundreds of women in Africa every year

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Last modified: 19 November 2004