3.70.10 Kibbutz Oases

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Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings as Director of the Human Race and Manager Planet Earth commands and Andronicos "The Cynic" responds as follows.........

 

Kibbutz

History has shown that there are two ways to unite people. One is through a grand project such as building something, the second is war. What I will now describe is both, and the biggest project ever attempted in the history of the human race.

I direct the people who manage the Hubble telescope turn it around 180° and point it at the Sahara Desert and then to Northern Sinai. I want people with brains the size of planets to come up with how the region can be transformed within a few years into one huge food growing oasis with millions of homes grouped into hundreds of thousands of Kibbutz style self contained villages. Just look at the history of California at the beginning of the 20th century: from desert to America's fruit producer in less than 20 years.

The method I have decided to adopt and the basis of my plan is that each self contained Kibbutz will provide enough quality food, water and homes for a comfortable existence. But it will also contain enough spare capacity to grow as the population grows, taking into account various preplanned factors. Each Kibbutz village will surround itself with vast plains of food growing land or light industrial facilities. It is from these zoned areas that War Bond investors will receive guaranteed rental income, dividends and eventually: repayment. It is also from these zoned areas that the original tribal Sovereign states who possess the land will receive land lease rental and tax revenue to spend as they wish (with the exception of war toys). But there will be two more groups of beneficiary of the vast zoned areas that surround each "Kibbutz":

  • As part of phases 4 to 12, land owners anywhere in the World who will be asked to swap relatively worthless land in their own tribal regions will receive a guaranteed return from the War Bond. Whether it be land owned in India, Zimbabwe, Mexico or the Caribbean, they will be fairly compensated to allow for local self contained villages to be built in their own tribal region.
  • The Kibbutz village inhabitants wherever they live in the World, will earn a profit sharing percentage locally, regionally and globally. A bit like partnership remuneration in huge law firms except there will be no rip offs. The more efficiently they work, the more luxuries they will afford to buy from the thousands of public corporations who invested in the War Bond in the first place, or as imported goods from rich Sovereign tribes, which will create global commerce and wealth.

The War Bond corporations will lease all the land and all the villages, until all the investors are paid off in full. At the point in time when wealth has been created out of nothing, those who live in the Kibbutz villages will have the right to buy their homes.

That's the economics blueprint. I now want respected economists to imagine they are planning commerce rules for a brand new planet that is about to be inhabited. Advise me. I don't want to hear why it can't happen. Get me solutions. I want realistic economic models so exciting that instead of bullying public companies into funding the project, I get begging letters from their bosses asking for more War Bond shares. Go do it and report back.

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