5.700.10 Directive to resolve the misunderstandings in Northern Ireland

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What if you were put in charge of the World tomorrow? How would you run the planet?

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This globally popular educational and research website (stolen from www.12-12-12.org) lists every national and international problem in the world in a rather unusual and entertaining way, so remember to bookmark www.harryrings.org in your favourites folder! For the record: Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings has decided to take over the World because it is in a mess. He has decreed that by December 12^th 2012 there will be global peace and no more poverty. Stop doing what you were going to do today and read on.................

Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings as Director of the Human Race and Manager Planet Earth commands and Andronicos "The Cynic" responds as follows.........

Sometimes it takes a wedding to realise that however different the history and background of the parents and parents-in-law may be, however opposite the family religious point of view actually is and the width of the cultural gap - the love a bride and groom have for each other is greater than the sum of the differences of their family traditions. Even if there are skeletons in the ancestral cupboards of both tribes.

I direct the neutral 12-12-12 World Flag be placed everywhere throughout Northern Ireland: in homes, on cars, in offices and in pubs. (Use the simple form which can be copied from the back of this book, or downloaded from the Internet.)

I direct that on the evenings of Saturday December 6^th 2003 and December 13^th 2003 you enter any pub that displays the World Flag and buy a drink for someone of the same sex you don't know, who you suspect has opposing religious or political beliefs to you. Enter the pub armed with 7 jokes or funny stories. Do not discuss or make jokes about two of the three controversial subjects: religion and politics, unless it is making fun of your own tribe. Avoid wearing or eating oranges on these two historic evenings. Have a good time.

I further direct a cease-fire takes place immediately and instruct those who take the lead in getting a permanent solution to the province volunteer for other duties. I don't care what your background was or how many years you spent in prison. If you have renounced terrorism I want your experience and knowledge to be shared at meetings I will arrange, with other tribes. Your first point of call will be Northern Spain. Start packing now.

Where will the trillions of dollars needed to eradicate extreme poverty by December 12^th 2012, come from?
How will this stop ALL wars by December 12^th 2012? (Show me ALL wars and national disputes in the World)
How will some of the money be spent to make the above happen?
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How can my family and I help the 12-12-12 initiative, without it costing us one penny? (one page PDF download)
Show me ALL environmental problems in the World
Are you wise enough to break the secret code found in section 11.60.30? Try doing so for 12 minutes now or find when the answer will be revealed here.

All the 600 issues (or topics) to bring about World Peace and the eradication of extreme poverty by December 12^th 2012 are divided up into 12 main headings as found on the home page. Alternatively, you may find useful navigation hints below:

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