7.110 All Denominations asset list and payment to clerics record on the internet

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What if you were put in charge of the World tomorrow? How would you run the planet?

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This globally popular educational and research website (stolen from www.12-12-12.org) lists every national and international problem in the world in a rather unusual and entertaining way, so remember to bookmark www.harryrings.org in your favourites folder! For the record: Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings has decided to take over the World because it is in a mess. He has decreed that by December 12^th 2012 there will be global peace and no more poverty. Stop doing what you were going to do today and read on.................

Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings as Director of the Human Race and Manager Planet Earth commands and Andronicos "The Cynic" responds as follows.........

I direct Sovereign tribes ensure disclosure of the above information be posted regularly on the Internet for everyone to see. It should not be forgotten that the tax deductions these organisations enjoy effect everyone, not just the particular adherents - hence the above information should be made public.

I direct all members of religious organisations to request complete audited accounts of their religious body at regional, national and global level. And payment records including "employee" expenses or fringe benefits of their clerics. What happens next should be up to the membership: you.

As for credit card clerics who continuously covet your cash by way of television appeals in the name of Jesus, I have composed some lyrics to an existing well known hymn which I dedicate to them. Next time they beg for money, jam their credit card phone lines with spiritual questions about Jesus and God. If you have already given some money, request a detailed break down of how your money was spent or will be spent. (Secret Gospel of Thomas v:60)

Religions should be crucified*
(To be sung to the famous hymn Glory Glory Hallelujah)

There’s a pretty little planet spinning round the Galaxy,
Where there’s several billion people half in total poverty.
Religions have amassed great wealth in the Creator’s name.
The situation is insane.

Chorus Glory, Glory Hallelujah,………….
The situation is insane.

Religions’ gold was spent on wars and building massive homes,
The Creator doesn’t want huge shrines with steepled crystal domes.
Religions’ bank accounts are often crammed right to the brim,
What a putrid, stinking sin.

Chorus Glory, Glory Hallelujah,………….
What a putrid, stinking sin.

Our thanks to our Creator for his prophets through the years,
Who were killed and hurt and mocked and burned ‘cause of Religions fears.
Religions have confused the World for very, very long,
Perhaps they ALL are wrong.

Chorus Glory, Glory Hallelujah,………….
Perhaps they ALL are wrong.

We pray to our Creator, who we know exists for sure:
“Please strip religions’ assets soon and give them to the poor.”
“Please OPEN politicians eyes so they can see the light,
That poverty’s not right.”

Chorus Glory, Glory Hallelujah,………….
That poverty’s not right.

Please cut out all the middle men so we worship only you,
Please show us miracles again, just like you used to do.
Please liquidate religions that have bent your truth and lied.
Religions should be crucified!*

Chorus Glory, Glory Hallelujah,………….
Religions should be crucified!*

Andronicos

*Relevant notes

I wish to make it absolutely clear that:

The term “crucified” is symbolic and not an attempt to get certain religious leaders executed or tortured.
The term “Religions” does not necessarily apply to every religion in the World.
No offence is meant to be caused against a person’s religious or spiritual beliefs.

I doubt His Greatness will get many Christmas cards from priests, vicars, pastors or the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Andronicos "The Cynic"

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Where will the trillions of dollars needed to eradicate extreme poverty by December 12^th 2012, come from?
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All the 600 issues (or topics) to bring about World Peace and the eradication of extreme poverty by December 12^th 2012 are divided up into 12 main headings as found on the home page. Alternatively, you may find useful navigation hints below:

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Ponder............
It will take an average person 12 hours to read and understand the contents of this website and listen to 'The Speech'. Is one hour a day for 12 days too long? Why don't you email the www.12-12-12.org link to 12 of your friends and discuss their opinions in 12 days time? Maybe the 7th person in your email chain can break the secret code and the 12th person, may hold the key to World Peace. Are you or someone in your family the 7th or 12th person?

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Last modified: 19 November 2004