8.160 Sex offenders

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What if you were put in charge of the World tomorrow? How would you run the planet?

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This globally popular educational and research website (stolen from www.12-12-12.org) lists every national and international problem in the world in a rather unusual and entertaining way, so remember to bookmark www.harryrings.org in your favourites folder! For the record: Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings has decided to take over the World because it is in a mess. He has decreed that by December 12th 2012 there will be global peace and no more poverty. Stop doing what you were going to do today and read on.................

Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings as Director of the Human Race and Manager Planet Earth commands and Andronicos "The Cynic" responds as follows.........

 

What is a sex offender?

A man who has consenting sex with a girl of [10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 21] years of age? What if the girl is a prostitute? What if they are married and both sets of parents approve? What if the 12 year old "wife" objects? What is the definition of a child?

If the boundary of right and wrong is governed by puberty, what if the girl is a 12 year old late developer?

If the boundary is governed by wisdom, intelligence or mental maturity, what if the girl is a nine year old genius with a college degree or a 25 year old woman with a profound learning disability with the mental age of 5?

The facts are clear: various tribes have differing legal and social rules on the matter. I will opine in full as part of my third book, which will be on religion and spirituality. In the meantime I direct all tribes to come up with a definitive list of what are the worst sex offences and create a global register on the Internet of the "Most Wanted" for questioning. I also direct that the worst offenders be given a custodial sentence until they reach an age where they are no longer a danger to society.

Here are my directions for everyone else guilty of sex crimes: multi-offenders of lesser sex crimes should be given the choice of moving to a tribal region that allows their particular taste in what is illegal, chemical castration or to be fitted with a new radio linked heart monitor gadget I want designed. The gadget is a pulse monitor which can monitor the heartbeat of its wearer and send pre-programmed radio linked messages to the local law enforcement station while at the same time producing an uncomfortable electric shock to the genitals. If the wearer wishes to have a romantic evening with either himself or his partner then he must inform the monitoring station of the date and time, who while still monitoring and recording his exact location and exact time his heartbeat was higher than normal, will switch off the electric shock.

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Quick Links for The Blueprint for the Eradication of Extreme Poverty and War by December 12th 2012

Simple Site Map

All the 600 issues (or topics) to bring about World Peace and the eradication of extreme poverty by December 12th 2012 are divided up into 12 main headings as found on the home page. Alternatively, you may find useful navigation hints below:

  • Download and optionally print the 12-12-12 book in whole or in part
  • Read a whole section online via the home page or via the exploded list index of all issues
  • Read each issue one by one. This is ideal if your internet speed is slow, or you wish to quickly translate a page
  • Search for a particular topic that is of interest to you
  • Listen to Harry Potbelly Lord of the Onion Rings unusual speech
  • Talk about the material in Senior High School or College lessons using the discussion topics (view some examples here)
  • Recite a touching poem about World Peace: The Ancient Song of The Human Race

Please note: this website is written in British English


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Ponder............
It will take an average person 12 hours to read and understand the contents of this website and listen to 'The Speech'. Is one hour a day for 12 days too long? Why don't you email the www.12-12-12.org link to 12 of your friends and discuss their opinions in 12 days time? Maybe the 7th person in your email chain can break the secret code and the 12th person, may hold the key to World Peace. Are you or someone in your family the 7th or 12th person?

Remember to bookmark www.12-12-12.org!

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